A Woman's Near Death Experience
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A
middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital.
While on
the operating table she has a near death experience.
During
that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
God says
no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
Upon her
recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift,
liposuction, tummy tuck, etc.
She even
has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got
another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it.
She walks
out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding
up to the hospital.
She
arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40
years to live?
God
replies, "I’m sorry, didn't recognize you."
