A Cowboy's Guide To Life
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Cowboy’s Guide to Life
Don’t
squat with your spurs on.
If
you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
Never
kick a fresh cow ship on a hot day.
There’s
two theories to arguin’ with a woman…Neither one works.
After
eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you’re full
of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Never
smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.
Don’t
worry about bitin’ off more’n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole
lot bigger’n you think.
Always
drink upstream from the herd.
If
you’re ridin’ ahead of the heard, take a look back every now and then to
make sure it’s still there with ya.
Good
judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
When
you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don’t be
surprised if they learn their lesson.
The
quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your
pocket.
Never
miss a good change to shut up.
Watch
out for men who aint what they make themselves to be.
You can usually spot ‘em: big hat and no cattle.
