Five tough questions women ask
The 5 toughest questions women ask
The
5 toughest questions women ask - and their answers
The
five questions are:
"What
are you thinking?"
"Do
you love me?"
"Do
I look fat?"
"Do
you think she is prettier than me?"
"What
would you do if I died?"
What
makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into
a major argument if the man does not answer properly.
Here’s some help:
"What
are you thinking?"
The
proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been
pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring,
thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are, and what a lucky guy I am to
have met you."
The
other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:
"Do
you love me?"
The
correct answer to this question is, "Yes."
For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer,
"Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:
a -
I suppose so.
b -
Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c -
That depends on what you mean by "love".
d -
Does it matter?
e -
Who, me?
"Do
I look fat?"
The
correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state,
"No, of course not!" and then quickly leave the room.
Wrong answers include:
a -
I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin, either.
b -
Compared to what?
c -
A little extra weight looks good on you.
d -
I've seen fatter.
"Do you think
she's prettier than me?"
The
"she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were
staring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident, or an actress in a
movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you
are much prettier." Wrong answers include:
a -
Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b -
I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c -
Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d -
Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e -
Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
"What
would you do if I died?" Correct
answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would
cease to have meaning for me, and I would perforce hurl myself under the front
tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."
